He can't run, run in his shoes
Oh man I've got bad footwear
He can't run , run in his shoes
I need a pair I can wear anywhere
He can't run, run in his shoes
Oh man I've got bad footwear
He can't run , run in his shoes
I need a pair I can wear anywhere
A blister on the heel we all know how that feels
And flaky skin that peels>
Now he can run, run in his shoes
I'm gonna get rave reviews
Yes he can run, run in his shoes
Oh Darling have you heard the news
I'm in love
With
These
Shoes
He has no fun, no fun in his shoes
I get no action and get bad reviews
He has no fun can't run in these shoes
I have shoes issues
Now's the time to open up your mind
and take a little time
If he could run run in his shoes
I'm gonna get rave reviews
Yes he could run and chase away the blues
Oh darling have you heard the news I'n in love
With
These
Shoes
Only the other day I was in the High Street
When quite suddenly and without warning
I fell foul to inferior footwear
Well I sought advice in a nearby shoe shop
Normally of course I would just walk on by...
Anyway I confronted the nice young clerk (oh no)
A blister on the heel we all know how that feels
And flaky skin that peels
He can run, run in his shoes
I'm gonna get rave reviews
Yes he can run, run in his shoes
Oh Darling have you heard the news
I'm in love
With
These
Shoes
He has no fun no fun in his shoes
Would sir like to try another pair?
These are as light as air
He can't run in his shoes
You can wear them anywhere
and with due care, they will never need repair
Now's the time
To open up your mind
And take a little time
If he could run, run in his shoes
I'm gonna get rave reviews
If he could only run in his shoes
Buy one get one free
Half price with nothing to lose
Oh Darling have you heard the news
Yes he can run run in his shoes
Bend like the willow, go with the flow
Leave stuff behind, let stuff go
Pass the hat, throw the shoe
Toss the pot, take a pew
Arse about, bum around
Homeward bound, safe and sound
On Soundcloud
Corduroy Kingston, he's full of surprises
Even his ears are of different sizes
One is very small and of no use at all
The other one's huge and wins prizes
Oh Corduroy
Bitter, unsuccessful loser
wallowing in an unending sea of inert drooping loneliness
looking for a twenty three year old needy leach-like hanger-on
Local man, medium build, seeks alibi for Thursday night
anything considered
Bad tempered, foul mouthed, barnacled, sea-faring man
seeks attractive twenty one year old blonde lady with big chest
Corduroy Kingston lonely hearts
Placing his ads in Exchange & Mart
Serving up charisma only it's tinned
His nose hair's always blowing in the wind
Oh Corduroy
Hmmm Corduroy
Corduroy Kingston, he's unique
He places his ads nearly every week
The ladies answer - but all should beware
He dried those dishes with his underwear
Oh Corduroy Corduroy Kingston
Oh Corduroy Corduroy Kingston