Hello operator, 
I'm trying to get a hold of Rusty 

Good enough, good enough
Good enough for us 
Good enough, good enough
Good enough for us.

Don't ask me where I'm coming from
or what level I'm at
I'm going where I'm coming from
and I ain't coming back
Don't ask him where he's coming from
or what level he's at.
He's going where he's coming from
and he ain't coming back.

Good enough, good enough
Good enough for us
Good enough, good enough
good enough for us.
Well near enough.

Don't ask me where I'm coming from
or what level I'm at.
I'm going where I'm coming from
and I ain't coming back.
Don't ask him where he's coming from
or what level he's at
He's going where he's coming from
and he ain't coming back.

Don't ask me where I'm coming from
or what level I'm at
I'm going where I'm coming from
and I ain't coming back
Don't ask him where he's coming from
or what level he's at
He's going where he's coming from
and he ain't coming back.

Oh no
 

Rusty

© Tyrone Schulace and his Pals 2011 

Corduroy Kingston, he's full of surprises
Even his ears are of different sizes
One is very small and of no use at all
The other one's huge and wins prizes
Oh Corduroy

Bitter, unsuccessful loser
wallowing in an unending sea of inert drooping loneliness
looking for a twenty three year old needy leach-like hanger-on

Local man, medium build, seeks alibi for Thursday night
anything considered

Bad tempered, foul mouthed, barnacled, sea-faring man
seeks attractive twenty one year old blonde lady with big chest

Corduroy Kingston lonely hearts
Placing his ads in Exchange & Mart
Serving up charisma only it's tinned
His nose hair's always blowing in the wind

Oh Corduroy
Hmmm Corduroy

Corduroy Kingston, he's unique
He places his ads nearly every week
The ladies answer - but all should beware
He dried those dishes with his underwear

Oh Corduroy Corduroy Kingston
Oh Corduroy Corduroy Kingston