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home of Tyrone Schulace and his Pals


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The Shirt Song

YouTube

Home and Dry (Safe and Sound)

Bend like the willow, go with the flow

Leave stuff behind, let stuff go

Pass the hat, throw the shoe

Toss the pot, take a pew

Arse about, bum around

Homeward bound, safe and sound

Home and Dry (Safe and Sound)

...or listen on Spotify


Greatest Hits

On Soundcloud

Home and Dry (Safe and Sound)

Dance Party

Shoe Shop

A la Mode

Corduroy Kingston

Hey Bulldog

Giant Robots

The Shirt Song

Rusty

Carter Takes a Train

Cookery Book

Hello Mabel

Great Day

Easy Listening

Moonlight

Gala Night

We all went to different schools together


Tyrone Schulace Esq.

Lead vocals, Bass

Mike Spynn

Vocals, Guitars, Keys, Bass, Percussion

Rusty O'Shea

Guitars, Keys, knob twiddling

Munky

Percussion

Featured track

Corduroy Kingston


Corduroy Kingston, he's unique
He places his ads nearly every week
The ladies answer - but all should beware
He dried those dishes with his underwear...

Corduroy Kingston, he's full of surprises
Even his ears are of different sizes
One is very small and of no use at all
The other one's huge and wins prizes
Oh Corduroy

Bitter, unsuccessful loser
wallowing in an unending sea of inert drooping loneliness
looking for a twenty three year old needy leach-like hanger-on

Local man, medium build, seeks alibi for Thursday night
anything considered

Bad tempered, foul mouthed, barnacled, sea-faring man
seeks attractive twenty one year old blonde lady with big chest

Corduroy Kingston lonely hearts
Placing his ads in Exchange & Mart
Serving up charisma only it's tinned
His nose hair's always blowing in the wind

Oh Corduroy
Hmmm Corduroy

Corduroy Kingston, he's unique
He places his ads nearly every week
The ladies answer - but all should beware
He dried those dishes with his underwear

Oh Corduroy Corduroy Kingston
Oh Corduroy Corduroy Kingston

Cookies

The biscuits we use

Chocolate Leibniz

Jaffa Cakes

Pink Wafer

Custard Cream

Bourbon

Garibaldi

Nice

Hobnob

Rich Tea

Chocolate Digestive

Florentine

Viennese Sandwich

Malted Milk

Crunch Creams

Ginger Nuts

Our biscuit policy

Google bake some cookies on your device for Google Analytics, Facebook do something (better ask them about that), YouTube, Spotify, Pinterest and Soundcloud are here somewhere, doing something like they do. We have been asked to mention this. Fair enough. There, we've done it. It's probably all fine, but that's up to you. We don't know who you are, so we're probably all good. See you soon. Bring biscuits.